reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs
I want a guy who understands why I am the way I am and doesn’t make me feel like I have to apologize to him for it. Me, trying to figure out what I want in a man (via uncoordinatedteacher)

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true
tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

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jackfrostish:

guardians of the galaxy looks so good
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builtformorethanthisworld:

funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

I ACTUALLY laughed…not one of those mental cackles but those loud physical cackles you can hear down the street. fan-fucking-tastic

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