hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(Source: unstartling, via hi)

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atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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(via pizza)

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deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

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(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via pizza)

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hopelesshoping:

Look at my scary pitbull

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

(via praise-love)

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profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

(via hi)

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via pizza)

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